Post by trofie on Nov 4, 2010 15:51:58 GMT -5
All Shit Tier Contract Team
Stephen Jackson PG
Stephen Jackson has probably one of the top 2 worst contracts ever. Right behind Charlie Sheen of two and half men. Both enjoy intravenous cocaine use. Charlie Sheen enjoys fucking porn-stars , while Stephen enjoys giving it to the Gm of the Denver Nuggets. Skrouse.
Contract remaining
Year 1: $15,625,000
Year 2: $17,187,500
Year 3: $18,750,000
Year 4: $20,312,500
Year 5: $21,875,000
Inside Scoring: C+
Outside Scoring: C+
Handling: A-
Defense: B+
Rebounding: C
Potential: B
Stephen was granted the contract after coming off a very average campaign of 10.7 ppg and 8 assists per. He refuses to be a captain and hates being a role model. The Seattle Mariners wouldn't even trade Milton Bradley for him. It seems Gm Skrouse is now attempting to make his team so bad that Jackson develops severe depression and retires. This Adapin is for you Skrouse.
Eddie Jones SG
The above picture is Eddie Jones showing off his All Defensive team team award. He received this and all his other awards as a member of the Minnesota Fighting Kahns. He has yet to receive anything as a Seattle Supersonic and we doubt he ever will
Contract
Year 1: $14,442,563
Year 2: $15,646,110
Year 3: $16,849,657
Inside Scoring: B
Outside Scoring: B+
Handling: C+
Defense: B+
Rebounding: C-
Potential: C
Upon receiving Eddie User Duck was the Proud owner of Dirk and Billups. He traded in his Caddilac for a Chevy? Bill Joel would not approve. Eddie has taken a step back in each of his years in Seattle and Age is really the only reason for this. He can still get you 20 Per while playing decent defense , but more is expected out of a player who is Making 15 million this upcoming season.
Mike Dunleavy SF
Once again Gary Coleman comes up short. Upon Dunleavy receiving this monstrous contract we had him Gary placed here. What Mike lacks in skin pigmentation he makes up with work ethic and heart. Just pop in that damn tape some may say.
Contract
Year 1: $10,615,391
Year 2: $11,676,930
Year 3: $12,738,469
Year 4: $13,800,008
Year 5: $14,861,547
Year 6: $15,923,087
Inside Scoring: B
Outside Scoring: B
Handling: C
Defense: B
Rebounding: B-
Potential: B
Mike actually made tremendous strides this past season. He upped his ppg from 12 to 20 while improving his shot % . And his totals without the ball. I still question the contract given , and so does every other owner located outside of Denver and Dallas. The most puzzling thing for me was Mike's desire to win. Its chalked up at a 99 . Clearly he threw back a couple to many Wine Coolers and thought he was once again in Durham.
Antonio McDyess PF
Antonio and Garnett enjoy fighting. Here they are fighting over who has the worst sim Contract at the PF position. Other nominees could have went to Eddie Griffin and Araujo, but Eddie resides on my team so that disqualifies him and Aruajo seems to have a bit more upside and his owner counts to potato.
Contract
Year 1: $21,875,000
Year 2: $24,062,500
Year 3: $26,250,000
Year 4: $28,437,500
Year 5: $30,625,000
Inside Scoring: A-
Outside Scoring D+
Handling: C
Defense: B+
Rebounding: A-
Potential: C
Antonio is still a very productive player in this league. He's had over 20 and 12 in each of the past two years. I was shocked someone was willing to take on the deal that the 76ers owner gave to Antonio. One mans trash is another mans? Its still fucking trash. You'd better be hoping for an early retirement if you're Jripp because that contract starts getting borderline retarded in year 2.
Shaquille O'neal
The above picture is Shaq visiting Gm of the Denver Nuggets upon his arrival to Denver. Shaq is still productive but with D potential his Attributes can deteriorate faster than Skrouses Liver.
Contract
Year 1: $21,000,000
Year 2: $22,750,000
Year 3: $24,500,000
Year 4: $26,250,000
Inside Scoring: A
Outside Scoring: C-
Handling: C
Defense: A
Rebounding: A-
Potential: D
Shaq turned 35 this upcoming season. He will still get you double double night in and night out. On the court he is still a valuable asset . Unfortunately this isn't Nba 2k. There are cap rules and handing Max Contracts like they're blow-jobs at Dumptimes parents house just doesn't work. Skrouse went all in on his attempt at a title and he came up short. He will now be paying for it throughout the next 4 years.
All Value Team
Jermaine O'Neal C
Nene PF
Danny Fortson SF
Jamal Mashburn SF
Manu Ginobili PG
Stephen Jackson PG
Stephen Jackson has probably one of the top 2 worst contracts ever. Right behind Charlie Sheen of two and half men. Both enjoy intravenous cocaine use. Charlie Sheen enjoys fucking porn-stars , while Stephen enjoys giving it to the Gm of the Denver Nuggets. Skrouse.
Contract remaining
Year 1: $15,625,000
Year 2: $17,187,500
Year 3: $18,750,000
Year 4: $20,312,500
Year 5: $21,875,000
Inside Scoring: C+
Outside Scoring: C+
Handling: A-
Defense: B+
Rebounding: C
Potential: B
Stephen was granted the contract after coming off a very average campaign of 10.7 ppg and 8 assists per. He refuses to be a captain and hates being a role model. The Seattle Mariners wouldn't even trade Milton Bradley for him. It seems Gm Skrouse is now attempting to make his team so bad that Jackson develops severe depression and retires. This Adapin is for you Skrouse.
Eddie Jones SG
The above picture is Eddie Jones showing off his All Defensive team team award. He received this and all his other awards as a member of the Minnesota Fighting Kahns. He has yet to receive anything as a Seattle Supersonic and we doubt he ever will
Contract
Year 1: $14,442,563
Year 2: $15,646,110
Year 3: $16,849,657
Inside Scoring: B
Outside Scoring: B+
Handling: C+
Defense: B+
Rebounding: C-
Potential: C
Upon receiving Eddie User Duck was the Proud owner of Dirk and Billups. He traded in his Caddilac for a Chevy? Bill Joel would not approve. Eddie has taken a step back in each of his years in Seattle and Age is really the only reason for this. He can still get you 20 Per while playing decent defense , but more is expected out of a player who is Making 15 million this upcoming season.
Mike Dunleavy SF
Once again Gary Coleman comes up short. Upon Dunleavy receiving this monstrous contract we had him Gary placed here. What Mike lacks in skin pigmentation he makes up with work ethic and heart. Just pop in that damn tape some may say.
Contract
Year 1: $10,615,391
Year 2: $11,676,930
Year 3: $12,738,469
Year 4: $13,800,008
Year 5: $14,861,547
Year 6: $15,923,087
Inside Scoring: B
Outside Scoring: B
Handling: C
Defense: B
Rebounding: B-
Potential: B
Mike actually made tremendous strides this past season. He upped his ppg from 12 to 20 while improving his shot % . And his totals without the ball. I still question the contract given , and so does every other owner located outside of Denver and Dallas. The most puzzling thing for me was Mike's desire to win. Its chalked up at a 99 . Clearly he threw back a couple to many Wine Coolers and thought he was once again in Durham.
Antonio McDyess PF
Antonio and Garnett enjoy fighting. Here they are fighting over who has the worst sim Contract at the PF position. Other nominees could have went to Eddie Griffin and Araujo, but Eddie resides on my team so that disqualifies him and Aruajo seems to have a bit more upside and his owner counts to potato.
Contract
Year 1: $21,875,000
Year 2: $24,062,500
Year 3: $26,250,000
Year 4: $28,437,500
Year 5: $30,625,000
Inside Scoring: A-
Outside Scoring D+
Handling: C
Defense: B+
Rebounding: A-
Potential: C
Antonio is still a very productive player in this league. He's had over 20 and 12 in each of the past two years. I was shocked someone was willing to take on the deal that the 76ers owner gave to Antonio. One mans trash is another mans? Its still fucking trash. You'd better be hoping for an early retirement if you're Jripp because that contract starts getting borderline retarded in year 2.
Shaquille O'neal
The above picture is Shaq visiting Gm of the Denver Nuggets upon his arrival to Denver. Shaq is still productive but with D potential his Attributes can deteriorate faster than Skrouses Liver.
Contract
Year 1: $21,000,000
Year 2: $22,750,000
Year 3: $24,500,000
Year 4: $26,250,000
Inside Scoring: A
Outside Scoring: C-
Handling: C
Defense: A
Rebounding: A-
Potential: D
Shaq turned 35 this upcoming season. He will still get you double double night in and night out. On the court he is still a valuable asset . Unfortunately this isn't Nba 2k. There are cap rules and handing Max Contracts like they're blow-jobs at Dumptimes parents house just doesn't work. Skrouse went all in on his attempt at a title and he came up short. He will now be paying for it throughout the next 4 years.
All Value Team
Jermaine O'Neal C
Nene PF
Danny Fortson SF
Jamal Mashburn SF
Manu Ginobili PG
